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Hello everyone~ Welcome to my page! This is the place where I share few things about me and what happens in my life. If you dont like it here, do me a favor, press alt + F4. That would be really helpful. Anyways, have a good day and keep on smiling ;)


BTW, thanks for spending a little of your time reading my posts :)


Funny dialogues ;)

Hey guys! I'm bored. So, this is just for fun. Enjoy ;)

Friend: *goes through my songs* Why do you have the same song like four times? 
Me: Its not the same song, you dont understand. There's the Acoustic, Bass, Live, Recorded and The one featuring another artist. THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. Friend: ..... 
Me: Its true.. 
Friend: Oh okay. I see.

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks,it’s heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest
couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don’t you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank    : Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank    : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald  : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald  : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.